I found this unpublished post from May 13, 2009. Kinda funny.
10) My attire consists of three hoodies, some white tee’s, sweatpants, and basketball shorts. Always.
9) I have a unisex name. Confuses some.
8 ) I study diseases all day. Not the best conversation topic.
7) I am at CFC.
6) I spend the majority of my life in a cubicle at Grainger. Hot girls are not found near cubicles at Grainger.
5) My clothes are all fitted. They weren’t meant to be fitted.
4) E-harmony costs $19.99 per month. Way over my budget.
3) “What is that beam of light blinding me!? Oh. It’s the sun.” Yea. Exactly.
2) Jesus???…
1) Eh, whatever, I choose to be single. You can only be single once. Holler!
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