Top Ten Reasons I Am Still Single

I found this unpublished post from May 13, 2009. Kinda funny.

10) My attire consists of three hoodies, some white tee’s, sweatpants, and basketball shorts. Always.

9) I have a unisex name. Confuses some.

8 ) I study diseases all day. Not the best conversation topic.

7) I am at CFC.

6) I spend the majority of my life in a cubicle at Grainger. Hot girls are not found near cubicles at Grainger.

5) My clothes are all fitted. They weren’t meant to be fitted.

4) E-harmony costs $19.99 per month. Way over my budget.

3) “What is that beam of light blinding me!? Oh. It’s the sun.” Yea. Exactly.

2) Jesus???…

1) Eh, whatever, I choose to be single. You can only be single once. Holler!

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